assiraphales:

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003:

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003:

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003:

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking “let me rest my eyes a bit” thats the devil talking

she is very persuasive

where am i

sygol:

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is “we should kill them”

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aphony-cree:

lierdumoa:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

Primal is sneaking out to your kitchen in the dead if night as your head swivels around checking for danger while stuff snack into your arms and standing stone still in the shadows whenever you hear something

exhibit a: predator instinct 

exhibit b: prey instinct

OP is climbing up the stairs on all fours to attack the replier and take their snacks 

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